Archive for the ‘Video Games’ Category

Wii Gamers, You Are The Problem.

December 19, 2008

Here are the top ten selling games for Xbox 360 and Wii on Amazon.com at 10:00 AM on December 19, 2008:360wii

You know what the difference is?  The average metacritic score of the top 10 selling Xbox games is 86.4 (Fuck You, Shaun White) and the Wii’s average is 74.8.  More than ten whole points!

What does this mean?  As long as you keep buying crap games, they’ll keep making bullshit like We Ski and **shudder** Wii Music.  I own both systems, and could use another Mario Galaxy, No More Heroes, or Twilight Princess, but what’s Nintendo’s big release this holiday season? Fucking Animal Crossings.  Fuck you Nintendo, and fuck you consumers for buying into their bullshit.

The Best (Around)

November 11, 2008

I’ve loved this song for ages, and because of it, Capcom just made a day one sale…

Vodpod videos no longer available.

more about “Street Fighter II: Street Fighter II …“, posted with vodpod

It is pretty fucking scary.

September 25, 2008

No, not the prospect of Sarah Palin being the President after McCain bites the big one, FUCKING DEAD SPACE.

I just played the first hour or so of this game and it is fucking AWESOME.  Definitely a day 1 purchase.

I didn’t even get to the zero g stuff, but with the level of polish I saw on the first level and a half, I’m sure it will be fantastic.  The dimemberment is cool as all hell, the graphics are slick and creepy, and the weapons (well the two I used) are oh so satisfying.  I’m not usually into horor games, but this is gonna be freaking sweet.

So, the old joke goes…

September 11, 2008

Fat girls are like mopeds; they’re fun to fuck in the ass, but you wouldn’t want to date them. EDIT: Ok, that was mean.

Wait.

I mean, fat girls are like mopeds:  fun to ride, but you wouldn’t want you’re friends to see you on one.

That’s how I feel about Silicon Knights’ much anticipate, much dissed Too Human.

I wrote a full review, but then I realised how unnecessary the whole review was.  The game has its problems, but I had fun playing it, and isn’t that what we really want from our games?  I honestly wouldn’t even be pissed off about the length of the game (10 or so hours) if it felt like a complete product, but it doesn’t, it feels like an opening act.  Not like part one of a planned trilogy (which given the game’s reception, seems unlikely now), but part 1 of that part 1.

Oh well.  So, by me wanting DLC for the game, I’m pretty much saying, “Too Human, get your  chubby ass back here, so I can tap that.”