Vice Presidential Debate: The Drinking Game

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While there appears to be a metric shit-ton of VP Debate drinking games floating around, I still wanted to contribute, so I took some of the best rules , threw in some of my own, and voila:

This game will require:

-Willingness on your part to get sloppy, retarded, ultra-turbo wasted during a VP debate.
-6 Pack of Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA (might be hard to find, but there should be some cases left over from September, if not, go with the 90 minute)[because the beer is from Delaware, get it?]*
-6 Pack of any Moosehead beer. (Because Sarah Palin likes to murder hunt moose)
-Cheap Vodka
-Jager, or something you can do shots of pretty well.
*These are really strong beers – 16-20% alcohol, be prepared to fuck up your Friday morning.

So the Dogfish is for Biden, the Moosehead is for Sally Governor Palin, or whatever.

Take a swig if either candidate says:

  • Change.
  • Washington.
  • Bush.
  • Blue-Collar.
  • Working Class.
  • Faith.
  • 9/11.
  • Bridge to nowhere.

Take a shot if either candidate tells a boldface lie that can be easily disproved in 5 or fewer mouse clicks.

Biden Rules:

  • If he starts to tell the story about taking the train home every night, don’t stop drinking ’til he finishes, or whenever your beer is done.
  • Take a hefty sip if he mentions Scranton, PA.
  • Take a sip if he mentions McCain, Take a sip from your neighbor’s beer if he mentions McCain as his friend or good friend.
  • Take a sip every time he chuckles condescendingly.
  • Take a shot if his toupee falls off.
  • Take a shot if he makes her cry.

Palin Rules:

Take a drink when she says:

  • Maverick
  • Hockey Mom
  • Thanks, but no thanks.
  • Mentions her family. Two sips if she mentions her husband by name. If she mentions her kids by name, take the number of sips corresponding to their number in the brood (1-Track, 2-Bristol, 3-Willow, 4-Piper, 5-Trig). Do a shot if she mentions that poor, dumb bastard Levi Johnson.
  • Take a shot if she mentions her son signing up for the Army on 9/11.
  • If Russia or Vladamir Putin are mentioned, take a shot of that vodka. (hell, make it a U-Boat, drop that shot of vodka into a short glass of orange soda) and then punch the person you’re sitting next to in the arm.
  • When she turns an honest question into a folksy story, don’t you dare put down that beer til she finishes!
  • If at any point you think that McCain/Palin are going to win, finish that lovely Canadian lager, crack open another one, and research how to become a citizen of that great land.

Also, check out Palin bingo:

Good luck, Joe!

UPDATE: If anyone mentions the word blink, like Palin saying, “You can’t blink…” No one is allowed to blink, the first person to do so must take another U-Boat.

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5 Responses to “Vice Presidential Debate: The Drinking Game”

  1. The Palin-Biden Drinking Game Says:

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  2. Not that I need another reason to drink, but… « Wrapped Up In Books Says:

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  3. C Hoffman Says:

    The bingo is being played in the office. You choose your card, print it out, take it home and when you get a bingo you text it in a group text to the other players.

  4. 2008 VP Debate: October 2nd, 9 PM EST - Page 5 - BuckeyePlanet Ohio State Forums Says:

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  5. Dean Says:

    Great game. The debate was ridiculous, but it sure makes me wish I’d printed out a bingo card ahead of time!

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